I didn’t mean to eat
the whole bag – just
one bar, well maybe
just another
They were intended
for witches and pirates
and ghosts who roamed
the dark streets
And now I hear them
stomping up the front
porch steps, giggling
And shushing each
other – too late to turn
off the lights and pretend
I’m not home
My doorbell chimes as
if it is at Westminster
There is no escape and
I smile guiltily as I deposit
boxes of raisins into
outstretched bags and
pumpkins
“It’s better for them” I
mutter to myself

Chocolate trouble indeed!!!!
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oh, yes
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Ha, I so hope they like the raisins – or your treat will turn their trick upon you.
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I think I’d better get more chocolate!
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Oh no, not the dreaded raisins! Way too healthy for a Halloween treat…better watch out for those tricks… 🙂
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maybe I’d better get more chocolate!
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I think you should… :~)
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i guess.. i am a lucky little goblin and
still am.. as i never care much
for candy..
but tricks
are so much
fun.. and i’m
back to tricks again..
as a real trickster..
yes.. the white
magic kind..
no black
magic here..
never really
needs a
Halloween
costume.. year
’round for tricks..
BYOB Light tricks
is what
i do..;)
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thanks, you little goblin!🎃
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Haha, love this!
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thanks! 🎃
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Fun
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😉
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I just LOVE this! This is why I do not buy candy. There is nothing like having just ONE bar…. And chances are the entire BAG of bars will be gone in a jiffy! But, ha, imagine the disappointment of the trick-or-treaters when they look and find raisins!! Healthier, but…..
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Thanks! I don’t know why we buy so early
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I end up eating some chocolates too, not just candies, smiles ~ Hope you don’t finish off everything before the kids come around ~
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It will take all my willpower!
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Been there, ate that. My wife buys chocolate candies early, “so we can be ready”, but looking in the cupboard, we have depleted the choco-cache. “We need to go to a movie on Halloween”, she told me this morning; smile.
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A wise woman!
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This is such a fun piece 🙂 what is Halloween without the joy of treat or treat 😀
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Thanks! 😊
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trick or treat*
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🎃
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The mothers will think you’re awesome 🙂
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😉
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we always eat too much of our stash before Halloween too, but instead of raisins we end up making another chocolate run! too much
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why do we always buy way more than we need?
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Ha ha ha!
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😉 Happens every year! You’d think I’d learn.
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Thanks for the smile, Candy. I remember one year giving out raisin when I was on a health kick. No happy little campers, though I’m sure the parents approved.
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You are welcome! Truth can be funny at times?
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Not even chocolate covered raisin? Or even yogurt covered? I think I’m gonna cry. (Holloween was invented by Hershies anyway 😉
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Ha!
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How very human! I like the authenticity of the narrative voice.
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thanks!
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We have already been through 2 bags of mini candy bars (or chocolate bars as we call them in Canada)!
This was fun to read. 🙂
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thanks!
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What fun. My roommate would always buy two of those monster bags of chocolate – to have enough. By Halloween, it was gone. She’d say WE have to get more. Nope, YOU have to get more! My husband hid the Reeses cups and KitKats to keep me out of them…
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oh yes, gotta hide those kit kats!
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Buy it on Halloween!
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ha!
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